Location: Anywhere, USA
Boy: Can I have a red lollipop?
Mom: No, we’re eating dinner in half an hour.
Boy: (eats blue lollipop)
Mom: What are you doing? I said no!
Boy: I only asked about the red lollipop.
Too cute by half, right? Mom is no fool and easily sees through the simple trick. The boy is grounded.
Act I, Scene 2
Location: D.C. Court of Appeals
NLRB: These FedEx drivers in Massachusetts are employees, not independent contractors.
D.C. Circuit (2009): No, they’re independent contractors.
NLRB: Ok, Connecticut then. The FedEx drivers in Connecticut are employees, not independent contractors.
D.C. Circuit (2017): Are you kidding me? We already ruled they are independent contractors.
NLRB: Last time I only asked about the drivers in Massachusetts.



The California Supreme Court may be about to rewrite the test for Who Is My Employee? under California wage and hour law.
It’s Valentine’s Day. You and your sweetie want to get away for the weekend. Your high school offspring will stay home. They seem responsible, promise not to break the law, and promise if they break anything they will pay for it. So you’re good, right?